Maple Bars and Golden Tate

Well for cryin out loud. Has anyone kept up with Golden Tate? Did he sign a contract with the Seahawks yet? Does he need walk-around $$ until he does? We can take up an office collection here at SAS if it would help. Did he leave his brains at Notre Dame this spring?

Stealing Maple Bars, now what’s that all about? The guy’s lucky. If it had been me or you, we’d been arrested and humiliated. All Golden got was the humiliation part. Hope it has some long lasting effect.

Being born and raised in Michigan, I had no idea what a Maple Bar was. Had to Google to find out.

Well shoot, we call them ‘long johns’. Actually, they taste better if they are smeared with white sugar frosting instead of maple frosting.

Wonder if Golden has ever tried (stolen) them that way?