Early football enrollees are falling like flies.
Spencer Boyd – Got homesick for his family in Florida.
Chris Badger – Going on a two-year Mormon mission.
E. J. Banks – Left the Team but is still enrolled at Notre Dame. (Pure speculation is academics)
Research will have to be completed, but other January enrollees have had problems as well. Why?
Too young?
The harsh January Indiana winter?
Lack of identification with a normal swarm of incoming freshman in the fall?
Oh, where is Anna Chapman went you need her!?
SAS will send two of it’s crack investigative reporters to South Bend and determine if the water is tainted our other factors have mysteriously come into play.
Stay tuned to this blog.
Go IRISH. Beat the Boilerpeople.
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